UNSUNG CLASSICS ARCHIVE
Theese movies are movies that are unappreciated, ignored, and all around great films. Here at Horror Movie Reviews we are dedicated to bringing you the best and here they are the Unsung Classics

BLOOD DINER

This weeks Unsung Classic is Blood Diner, Jackie Kong's tribute to H.G Lewis's Blood Feast. The story revolves around the Namtut brothers, a couple inept diner owning brothers out to reincarnate an ancient Egyptian goddess named Sheetar. With the help of their Uncle Anwar(a brain in a jar), the brothers go on a killing spree to construct a new body for Sheetar, and to have the ultimate blood buffet. We get such joys as batter fried heads, cannibalism, and a peverted talking brain. Blood Diner is a great unofficial sequel to Blood Feast. If you loved Blood Feast you have to see this movie, filled with gore, comedy, and pompadores, its definately one to check out.

SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA

This weeks Unsung Classic is Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, a story about sororities, babes, bowling alleys, and magical imps. By far cult director David DeCoteau's funnest, coolest movie ever, if you like cheesy b-movies this ones for you. The movie starts off in a sorority house were Lisa and Taffy (played by scream queen veterens Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer)are trying to join the coolest sorority on campus. After a initiation involving paddles and whip cream the girls go to take a shower and are targeted by a group of peeping tom nerds. The nerds get busted and the girls are forced to go to a bowling alley with them to steal a bowling trophy so they can join the sorority. Well they get a bowling trophy but in a scuffle the trophy is broken and a little imp named Uncle Impy surfaces offering them wishes. The wishes of course end up going bad, which just make this movie getter better and better. Uncle Impy is by far the coolest non horror franchise member ever. We get such joys as bowling with heads, senile cursing geezers, bad complection teenage zombies, sadomasticist demon sluts, and the always great Linnea Quigly. This movie just kicks total ass, if you havnt seen it yet run to your local video store now, or just ask your dear old Uncle Impy for a copy.

BLOODSUCKING FREAKS

This weeks Unsung Classic is Bloodsucking Freaks a movie full of torture, cheesy gore, nudity, dental hijinks, and ballet dancing. Bloodsucking Freaks is a bad taste masterpeice that will steal your demented little heart. It takes place in NYC at a Soho S&M torture show called the Theater of the Macabre, where the director Sardu and his 4 ft tall henchman Ralphus torture, mutilate, and kill young girls. We get such delights as the iron torniqutte, the rack, hand and feet decapatations, eyeball eating, butt darts, human tables, penis chomping complete with hotdog bun, and my favorite drinking a girls brain out of a straw. To be honest with you the gore in this movie is pretty cheesy but it actually helps the movies comedic tone. The actings really bad also, with the exeption of Sardu played masterfully by Seamus O'Brian. But Ralphus played by Luis De Jesus steals the show, how can you not love a little sadistic midget who dances around killing girls. If you havn't seen this movie I urge you to check it out it is truely an Unsung Classic.

TERROR FIRMER

A new classic is born!!! From the people who brought you The Toxic Avenger, and The Class Of Nukem High comes Terror Firmer, Tromas newest B-epic. The story revolve around a low budget film crew very much like the Troma Team shooting The Toxic Avenger 4 in NYC, that is plagued by a "beautiful yet mysterious woman" who likes to rip legs off of french immagrants and defetus women so she can play tug-o-war with their fetuses.What can I say but buy this movie right now, this is by far the most funniest, goriest, and creative movie Troma has made to date. Even if your not a Troma junkie I garuntee you'll love it. Where else can you see a 300 lb. man get eaten by a escalator.

ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGHSCHOOL

Though not a horror movie Rock 'n' Roll High School is one of the greatest cult classics to come out of the Corman Camp. It features a now classic punk soundtrack by the legendary Ramones, and features such great cult actors as Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov, Clint Howard, and the always awesome Dick Miller. The story takes place at Vince Lombardi High the most "rockingest" school around, until evil Miss Togar the new school pricipal comes to town. She is content on ridding the school of "filthy rock 'n' roll music", but the students have their own plans. With the help of the Ramones the kids take over the school and have one hell of a party, all ending in every disgruntled high school students fantasy, lets just say its explosive. Rock 'n' Roll High School is a classic film, with a great soundtrack, and great actors check it out. One last thing at all costs avoid the sequel unless you want to see Corey Feldman dancing like Micheal Jackson